so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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