On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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