For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
