bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
