This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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