You can't motorboat a personality
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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