We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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