Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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