I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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