I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
