when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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