**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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