he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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