God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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