I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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