I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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