I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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