Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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