I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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