whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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