I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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