I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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