I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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