after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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