haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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