remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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