Are we in a gay sports bar?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
