In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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