Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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