Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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