I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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