They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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