He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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