Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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