just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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