Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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