This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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