No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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