This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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