that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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