This show inspires me to have sex in space
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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