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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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