When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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