Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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