I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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