Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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