Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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