And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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