i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I am naked and annoyed.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize