Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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