Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Randomize
