are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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