Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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