She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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